2022 - GLOG classes recap
Can’t believe I’ve only been on the GLOG Discord for a year and a half! Here’s a compilation of all the 119 classes that have been published on it in 2022! the Types—Specialist (S), Wizard (W) and Fighter (F)—have been arbitrarily given by me after reading each class to help people know what rough role this class will give them in the game.
Class | Glogger | GLOG | Type | Note | |
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A Pair of Great Tits | Filth | 1D12 Dragon Hoards | S | Be two melodious birds. | |
Alloy Wizard | Skerples | Coins and Scrolls | W | FControl Metal. | |
Amnesiac | Ardent | Goodberry Monthly | S | Every day is a new day. | |
Ancestral Guardian | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | F | Be surrounded by the grumpy spirits of your ancestors. | |
Animorph | SaltyGoo | Salty Goo | W | Transform into the animals you see. | |
Anomaly | Mike | A Sense of Immersion | W | Cast spells born of your past role in a war. | |
Arbiter | Loch | The Nothic's Eye | W | Follow the tenants of your faith. | |
Arcane Trickster | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | S | Trick people with your invisible flying hand. | |
Archdrude | Chloe | Modron RPGs | S | Be a stoner. | |
Assassin | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | S | Infiltrate the enemy. | |
Barbarian | Lonely Adventurer | Lonely Adventurer | F | Soak up damage like a brute. | |
Barbarian | Hilander | Shadow and Fae | F | Soak up damage like a brute. | |
Barbarian | Shifty | The Orc Rehab | F | SMASH! | |
Bard | Hilander | Shadow and Fae | ? | Support your friends with songs. | |
Beast | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | F | You transform into a half beast when you are angry. | |
Behemoth | Loch | The Nothic's Eye | F | Transform into a monster. | |
Berserker | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | F | You can become consumed by rage. | |
Binder | Phlox | Who's Measure | ? | Bind spirits. | |
Blacksmoke Sorcerer | TLN | Unlawful Games | W | Manipulate reality with your street gang. | |
Cadet | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | S | Enjoy the privileges of your divine nobility. | |
Caste Noble | Interrupting | Craggenloch Tribune | F | Fight and lead. | |
Cat | Filth | 1D12 Dragon Hoards | S | Be a secretive cat. | |
Cheese Wizard | Skerples | Coins and Scrolls | W | Manipulate cheese. | |
Civic Wizard | Skerples | Coins and Scrolls | W | Cheap spells and city life. | |
Classical Cultist | Portal | Portals and Pegasi | ? | Lead an eldritch cult. | |
Cleric | Hilander | Shadow and Fae | W | Heal and smite. | |
Condemned Conscript | Panic Pillow | Tabletop Curiosity | F | Fight without honor. | |
Construct | Lonely Adventurer | Lonely Adventurer | F | Be a sturdy tool kit. | |
Crackshot | Phlox | Who's Measure | F | Biker with a sniper rifle. | |
Demonologist | Loch | The Nothic's Eye | ? | Summon demons. | |
Dragonblood | CatDragon | Glass Candles | F | Burn your HP to awaken draconic powers. | |
Dragonborn | Lonely Adventurer | Lonely Adventurer | F | Awaken draconic features. Half class. | |
Dream Scholar | Panic Pillow | Tabletop Curiosity | W | Dream magic. | |
Druid | Hilander | Shadow and Fae | W | Shapeshift into animals. | |
Elf | SaltyGoo | Salty Goo | W | Be better but tragic. | |
Explorer | Archon | Archon's Court | S | Avoid and modify traps. | |
Fey Stalker | Lonely Adventurer | Lonely Adventurer | W | Shoot magical arrows. A prestige class. | |
Fighter | Hilander | Shadow and Fae | F | A classic GLOG fighter. | |
Fighter (2) | Hilander | Shadow and Fae | F | Use a variety of weapon strikes. | |
Ghoul | SaltyGoo | Salty Goo | S | Your powers change with your cannibalistic hunger. | |
Gun Priest | Lonely Adventurer | Lonely Adventurer | W | Shoot magical bullets. A prestige class. | |
Gunslinger | Mike | A Sense of Immersion | F | Shoot with a gun | |
Hedge Knight | Loch | The Nothic's Eye | F | Do deeds and bind spirits. | |
Hepticove | Phlox | Who's Measure | W | Be a scoundrel mystic. A prestige class. | |
Hidden Witch | Panic Pillow | Tabletop Curiosity | W | Create charms and shapeshift. | |
Hobgoblin | SaltyGoo | Salty Goo | F | Bully your goblin minions. | |
Horse Wizard | Phlox | Who's Measure | W | Just a spell list for now | |
Inhumed | Loch | The Nothic's Eye | S | Turn into stone and seal spirits. | |
Inquisitive | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | S | Be a film noir detective. | |
Janitor | Oblidisideryptch | The Oblidisideryptch | S | Do the essential work of cleaning public spaces. | |
Joyful Knigth | Panic Pillow | Tabletop Curiosity | S | Inspire others to be happy. | |
Justiciar | Filth Pig | Filth Pig's Abattoir | F | Be judge, jury and executioner. | |
Lizard | Loch | The Nothic's Eye | S | Be an actual lizard. | |
MTG Wizard | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | W | Harness the power of lands. 5 variants. | |
Magus | Loch | The Nothic's Eye | W | Control magic. | |
Manufactory | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | ? | Create metal objects. | |
Martial Artist | Xenophon of Athens | Xeno's Rambling | F | Master the art of fighting according to multiple styles. | |
Mastermind | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | S | Have other people do your bidding. | |
Metamage | Xenophon of Athens | Xeno's Rambling | W | Shape magic. | |
Miracle Maker | Mike | A Sense of Immersion | W | Follow the tenants of your faith. | |
Monk | Lonely Adventurer | Lonely Adventurer | F | Use hand-to-hand techniques. | |
Monk | Hilander | Shadow and Fae | F | Punch! | |
Necromancer | Loch | The Nothic's Eye | W | Control undead minions. | |
Nereid | SaltyGoo | Salty Goo | W | Bewitch mortals with the alure of the sea. | |
Nikoniko Pretty Soldier | Walfalcon | ふかひれスープ | F | Attack with the power of friendship. | |
Paladin | Hilander | Shadow and Fae | F | Smite evil with your radiance. | |
Pentarch | Regalia | Oversights and Oubliettes | S | You are an hypocrite. | |
Phantom | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | F | Synchronize attacks with the souls of the dead. | |
Potion Wizard | Skerples | Coins and Scrolls | W | Manipulate liquids. | |
Prophet | Xenophon of Athens | Xeno's Rambling | W | Lead a cult. | |
Quartermaster | Archon | Archon's Court | S | Be a diplomatic merchant. | |
Rambler | TLN | Unlawful Games | S | Wander the world | |
Ranger | Hilander | Shadow and Fae | S | Observe beasts and nature. | |
Raven | Mike | A Sense of Immersion | S | Be a familiar. | |
Rogue | Hilander | Shadow and Fae | S | Use your many skills. | |
Rogue | RowanAMon | Bottomless Sarccophagus | S | Be a shape in the dark metropolis. | |
Roller Knight | Walfalcon | ふかひれスープ | F | Fight on roller blades. | |
Rotless | Loch | The Nothic's Eye | F | Be heroic with swords. | |
Sacred One | Loch | The Nothic's Eye | W | Enjoy the privileges of your divine nobility. | |
Scout | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | F | Explore the wilderness. | |
Scrapmaster | Walfalcon | ふかひれスープ | S | Make things out of scrap. | |
Scrapper | Mike | A Sense of Immersion | F | Be edgy and gritty. | |
Secretist | Loch | The Nothic's Eye | W | Spy on others! | |
Seer | Phlox | Who's Measure | S | Know the way, at the cost of your health. | |
Shepherd | Loch | The Nothic's Eye | F | Lead people to battle. | |
Shepherd | Phlox | Who's Measure | S | Deal with animals. | |
Shroud | Loch | The Nothic's Eye | F | Assassinate people. | |
Slasher | Mike | A Sense of Immersion | F | Be a slasher movie villain. | |
Soldier | Phlox | Who's Measure | F | Unique weapons and feats of courage. | |
Sorcerer | Hilander | Shadow and Fae | W | Blast foes with raw energy. | |
Soulcaster | Dead Delver | 7 Deadly Dungeons | W | A chassis, not a full class. | |
Soulknife | Zev | Our Lives Be Short | S | Wield knives as sharp as your mind. | |
Space Witch | Xenophon of Athens | Xeno's Rambling | W | The spaceship's witch. | |
Spy | Phlox | Who's Measure | S | Manipulate information and ideologies. | |
Storm Herald | Occo | Harispex's Hovel | F | Ignore the elements with your thunderous rage. | |
Struggler | Dead Delver | 7 Deadly Dungeons | S | Hunt the person who wronged you. | |
Summoner | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | W | Have a pet. | |
Swashbuckler | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | F | Be dashing, for once. | |
Thief | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | S | Be a cat burglar. | |
Tiefling | Lonely Adventurer | Lonely Adventurer | S | Use your heightened demonic senses. Half class. | |
Tiefling | SaltyGoo | Salty Goo | W | Awaken and confront your demonic lineage. | |
Tome Wizard | SaltyGoo | Salty Goo | W | Learn spells from all types of Wizards | |
Totem Warrior | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | F | You borrow the powers of forest animals. | |
Undying | EldritchEternity | The Stygian Seas | S | Salvage body parts and never die. | |
Union Thief | Panic Pillow | Tabletop Curiosity | S | Steal for the proletariat. | |
Vampire | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | F | Disregard others. | |
Vigilant | Loch | The Nothic's Eye | W | Fight and cast spells. | |
Vigilante | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | S | Half man, half bat, all cool. (You're Batman) | |
Wanderer | Xenophon of Athens | Xeno's Rambling | S | Draw from your travel experiences. | |
Warlock | Mike | A Sense of Immersion | S | Flip soul-bound coins. | |
Warlock | Lonely Adventurer | Lonely Adventurer | W | Cast weird star magic. | |
Warlock | Hilander | Shadow and Fae | W | Be magically enhanced by a nefarious patron. | |
Warlock of the Fae | Occo | Harispex's Hovel | ? | A patron for Occo's Blade Warlock , or Tome Warlock | |
Warlock Pacts | The First Gokun | Spiceomancy | ? | Complement your class with horrible pacts. | |
Warrior | Lexi | A Blasted, Cratered Land | F | Master the art of war. | |
Wilderness Warden | Panic Pillow | Tabletop Curiosity | S | Bond with the wilderness. | |
Wizard | Hilander | Shadow and Fae | W | The classic DnD wizard. | |
Wonder Worker | Loch | The Nothic's Eye | W | Create magical objects. | |
Xvart | SaltyGoo | Salty Goo | S | Avoid consequences from your actions. | |
Zealot | Deus Ex Parabola | Numbers Aren't Real | F | Die only if your god allows it. |
After reading all the 119 classes listed above, I noted 10 that especially resonate with me and whose mechanics I’m totally gonna steal:
- Ardent’s Amnesiac : Play as the nameless one from Planescape: Torment! No joke, I love the idea of a class that resets every time you sleep.
- Loch’s Behemoth : I’m totally a sucker for classes that make a creative use of the inventory as a resource. The Behemoth really sells the transformation into a beast and the loss of humanity by filling the character’s inventory slots with claws, sinews and fur.
- Phlox’s Binder : Having Decency as a stat and currency for a Faustian diabolist is genius. The fact that the class is dependant on asking favors really sells the flavor too.
- Portal’s Cultist : Ok, culty and diabolistic things clearly seduce me, but this class manages to be barely magical yet really achieves the VIBE of doing occult things from the shadows.
- Panic Pillow’s Condemned Conscript : Panic’s series reinventing the core DnD classes for a declining empire is great, but a fighter that will do any dirty trick to win particularly speaks to me.
- Loch (again!)’s Hedge Knight : I love when the mechanics of a class push you towards playing the trope. The Hedge Knight is full of flavour and really highlights the blandness of the DnD paladin which completely eschews quests and chivalry.
- Oblid’s Janitor : I don’t know, I just want to play this class. Such a fun new way to interact with a dungeon or any building.
- Mike’s Scrapper : I feel that of all the 3 class archetypes, a fighter is the hardest to design. There’s only so many variations of HP, AC, Attack increases one can do, so I’ll always respect a good classic design like this one.
- Deus’s Vampire : Deus’s work converting the 5e subclasses to the GLOG is great, but I’m fascinated by how this Vampire class was born from a Barbarian chassis and manages to be something more than just a brute.
- Gokun’s Warlock : Delta templates are perfect for a Warlock class, because it incites the player to commit horrible crimes for more powers. Not technically a classic GLOG class but too good to pass.
I realise now that none of these 10 classes are GLOG wizards (the Hedge Knight perhaps?). Maybe because GLOG wizards are so inherently fun, I’m even more impressed by classes that achieve to match that without using spells these days. Perhaps also because my Tome Wizard is technically already a love letter to my 100 (!) favourite GLOG wizards. Anyway, I hope this is useful for others too!