2022 - GLOG classes recap

Can’t believe I’ve only been on the GLOG Discord for a year and a half! Here’s a compilation of all the 119 classes that have been published on it in 2022! the Types—Specialist (S), Wizard (W) and Fighter (F)—have been arbitrarily given by me after reading each class to help people know what rough role this class will give them in the game.

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Class Glogger GLOG Type Note
A Pair of Great Tits Filth 1D12 Dragon Hoards S Be two melodious birds.
Alloy Wizard Skerples Coins and Scrolls WControl Metal.
Amnesiac Ardent Goodberry Monthly S Every day is a new day.
Ancestral Guardian Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real F Be surrounded by the grumpy spirits of your ancestors.
Animorph SaltyGoo Salty Goo W Transform into the animals you see.
Anomaly Mike A Sense of Immersion W Cast spells born of your past role in a war.
Arbiter Loch The Nothic's Eye W Follow the tenants of your faith.
Arcane Trickster Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real S Trick people with your invisible flying hand.
Archdrude Chloe Modron RPGs S Be a stoner.
Assassin Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real S Infiltrate the enemy.
Barbarian Lonely Adventurer Lonely Adventurer F Soak up damage like a brute.
Barbarian Hilander Shadow and Fae F Soak up damage like a brute.
Barbarian Shifty The Orc Rehab F SMASH!
Bard Hilander Shadow and Fae ? Support your friends with songs.
Beast Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real F You transform into a half beast when you are angry.
Behemoth Loch The Nothic's Eye F Transform into a monster.
Berserker Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real F You can become consumed by rage.
Binder Phlox Who's Measure ? Bind spirits.
Blacksmoke Sorcerer TLN Unlawful Games W Manipulate reality with your street gang.
Cadet Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real S Enjoy the privileges of your divine nobility.
Caste Noble Interrupting Craggenloch Tribune F Fight and lead.
Cat Filth 1D12 Dragon Hoards S Be a secretive cat.
Cheese Wizard Skerples Coins and Scrolls W Manipulate cheese.
Civic Wizard Skerples Coins and Scrolls W Cheap spells and city life.
Classical Cultist Portal Portals and Pegasi ? Lead an eldritch cult.
Cleric Hilander Shadow and Fae W Heal and smite.
Condemned Conscript Panic Pillow Tabletop Curiosity F Fight without honor.
Construct Lonely Adventurer Lonely Adventurer F Be a sturdy tool kit.
Crackshot Phlox Who's Measure F Biker with a sniper rifle.
Demonologist Loch The Nothic's Eye ? Summon demons.
Dragonblood CatDragon Glass Candles F Burn your HP to awaken draconic powers.
Dragonborn Lonely Adventurer Lonely Adventurer F Awaken draconic features. Half class.
Dream Scholar Panic Pillow Tabletop Curiosity W Dream magic.
Druid Hilander Shadow and Fae W Shapeshift into animals.
Elf SaltyGoo Salty Goo W Be better but tragic.
Explorer Archon Archon's Court S Avoid and modify traps.
Fey Stalker Lonely Adventurer Lonely Adventurer W Shoot magical arrows. A prestige class.
Fighter Hilander Shadow and Fae F A classic GLOG fighter.
Fighter (2) Hilander Shadow and Fae F Use a variety of weapon strikes.
Ghoul SaltyGoo Salty Goo S Your powers change with your cannibalistic hunger.
Gun Priest Lonely Adventurer Lonely Adventurer W Shoot magical bullets. A prestige class.
Gunslinger Mike A Sense of Immersion F Shoot with a gun
Hedge Knight Loch The Nothic's Eye F Do deeds and bind spirits.
Hepticove Phlox Who's Measure W Be a scoundrel mystic. A prestige class.
Hidden Witch Panic Pillow Tabletop Curiosity W Create charms and shapeshift.
Hobgoblin SaltyGoo Salty Goo F Bully your goblin minions.
Horse Wizard Phlox Who's Measure W Just a spell list for now
Inhumed Loch The Nothic's Eye S Turn into stone and seal spirits.
Inquisitive Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real S Be a film noir detective.
Janitor Oblidisideryptch The Oblidisideryptch S Do the essential work of cleaning public spaces.
Joyful Knigth Panic Pillow Tabletop Curiosity S Inspire others to be happy.
Justiciar Filth Pig Filth Pig's Abattoir F Be judge, jury and executioner.
Lizard Loch The Nothic's Eye S Be an actual lizard.
MTG Wizard Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real W Harness the power of lands. 5 variants.
Magus Loch The Nothic's Eye W Control magic.
Manufactory Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real ? Create metal objects.
Martial Artist Xenophon of Athens Xeno's Rambling F Master the art of fighting according to multiple styles.
Mastermind Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real S Have other people do your bidding.
Metamage Xenophon of Athens Xeno's Rambling W Shape magic.
Miracle Maker Mike A Sense of Immersion W Follow the tenants of your faith.
Monk Lonely Adventurer Lonely Adventurer F Use hand-to-hand techniques.
Monk Hilander Shadow and Fae F Punch!
Necromancer Loch The Nothic's Eye W Control undead minions.
Nereid SaltyGoo Salty Goo W Bewitch mortals with the alure of the sea.
Nikoniko Pretty Soldier Walfalcon ふかひれスープ F Attack with the power of friendship.
Paladin Hilander Shadow and Fae F Smite evil with your radiance.
Pentarch Regalia Oversights and Oubliettes S You are an hypocrite.
Phantom Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real F Synchronize attacks with the souls of the dead.
Potion Wizard Skerples Coins and Scrolls W Manipulate liquids.
Prophet Xenophon of Athens Xeno's Rambling W Lead a cult.
Quartermaster Archon Archon's Court S Be a diplomatic merchant.
Rambler TLN Unlawful Games S Wander the world
Ranger Hilander Shadow and Fae S Observe beasts and nature.
Raven Mike A Sense of Immersion S Be a familiar.
Rogue Hilander Shadow and Fae S Use your many skills.
Rogue RowanAMon Bottomless Sarccophagus S Be a shape in the dark metropolis.
Roller Knight Walfalcon ふかひれスープ F Fight on roller blades.
Rotless Loch The Nothic's Eye F Be heroic with swords.
Sacred One Loch The Nothic's Eye W Enjoy the privileges of your divine nobility.
Scout Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real F Explore the wilderness.
Scrapmaster Walfalcon ふかひれスープ S Make things out of scrap.
Scrapper Mike A Sense of Immersion F Be edgy and gritty.
Secretist Loch The Nothic's Eye W Spy on others!
Seer Phlox Who's Measure S Know the way, at the cost of your health.
Shepherd Loch The Nothic's Eye F Lead people to battle.
Shepherd Phlox Who's Measure S Deal with animals.
Shroud Loch The Nothic's Eye F Assassinate people.
Slasher Mike A Sense of Immersion F Be a slasher movie villain.
Soldier Phlox Who's Measure F Unique weapons and feats of courage.
Sorcerer Hilander Shadow and Fae W Blast foes with raw energy.
Soulcaster Dead Delver 7 Deadly Dungeons W A chassis, not a full class.
Soulknife Zev Our Lives Be Short S Wield knives as sharp as your mind.
Space Witch Xenophon of Athens Xeno's Rambling W The spaceship's witch.
Spy Phlox Who's Measure S Manipulate information and ideologies.
Storm Herald Occo Harispex's Hovel F Ignore the elements with your thunderous rage.
Struggler Dead Delver 7 Deadly Dungeons S Hunt the person who wronged you.
Summoner Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real W Have a pet.
Swashbuckler Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real F Be dashing, for once.
Thief Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real S Be a cat burglar.
Tiefling Lonely Adventurer Lonely Adventurer S Use your heightened demonic senses. Half class.
Tiefling SaltyGoo Salty Goo W Awaken and confront your demonic lineage.
Tome Wizard SaltyGoo Salty Goo W Learn spells from all types of Wizards
Totem Warrior Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real F You borrow the powers of forest animals.
Undying EldritchEternity The Stygian Seas S Salvage body parts and never die.
Union Thief Panic Pillow Tabletop Curiosity S Steal for the proletariat.
Vampire Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real F Disregard others.
Vigilant Loch The Nothic's Eye W Fight and cast spells.
Vigilante Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real S Half man, half bat, all cool. (You're Batman)
Wanderer Xenophon of Athens Xeno's Rambling S Draw from your travel experiences.
Warlock Mike A Sense of Immersion S Flip soul-bound coins.
Warlock Lonely Adventurer Lonely Adventurer W Cast weird star magic.
Warlock Hilander Shadow and Fae W Be magically enhanced by a nefarious patron.
Warlock of the Fae Occo Harispex's Hovel ? A patron for Occo's Blade Warlock , or Tome Warlock
Warlock Pacts The First Gokun Spiceomancy ? Complement your class with horrible pacts.
Warrior Lexi A Blasted, Cratered Land F Master the art of war.
Wilderness Warden Panic Pillow Tabletop Curiosity S Bond with the wilderness.
Wizard Hilander Shadow and Fae W The classic DnD wizard.
Wonder Worker Loch The Nothic's Eye W Create magical objects.
Xvart SaltyGoo Salty Goo S Avoid consequences from your actions.
Zealot Deus Ex Parabola Numbers Aren't Real F Die only if your god allows it.

After reading all the 119 classes listed above, I noted 10 that especially resonate with me and whose mechanics I’m totally gonna steal:

  • Ardent’s Amnesiac : Play as the nameless one from Planescape: Torment! No joke, I love the idea of a class that resets every time you sleep.
  • Loch’s Behemoth : I’m totally a sucker for classes that make a creative use of the inventory as a resource. The Behemoth really sells the transformation into a beast and the loss of humanity by filling the character’s inventory slots with claws, sinews and fur.
  • Phlox’s Binder : Having Decency as a stat and currency for a Faustian diabolist is genius. The fact that the class is dependant on asking favors really sells the flavor too.
  • Portal’s Cultist : Ok, culty and diabolistic things clearly seduce me, but this class manages to be barely magical yet really achieves the VIBE of doing occult things from the shadows.
  • Panic Pillow’s Condemned Conscript : Panic’s series reinventing the core DnD classes for a declining empire is great, but a fighter that will do any dirty trick to win particularly speaks to me.
  • Loch (again!)’s Hedge Knight : I love when the mechanics of a class push you towards playing the trope. The Hedge Knight is full of flavour and really highlights the blandness of the DnD paladin which completely eschews quests and chivalry.
  • Oblid’s Janitor : I don’t know, I just want to play this class. Such a fun new way to interact with a dungeon or any building.
  • Mike’s Scrapper : I feel that of all the 3 class archetypes, a fighter is the hardest to design. There’s only so many variations of HP, AC, Attack increases one can do, so I’ll always respect a good classic design like this one.
  • Deus’s Vampire : Deus’s work converting the 5e subclasses to the GLOG is great, but I’m fascinated by how this Vampire class was born from a Barbarian chassis and manages to be something more than just a brute.
  • Gokun’s Warlock : Delta templates are perfect for a Warlock class, because it incites the player to commit horrible crimes for more powers. Not technically a classic GLOG class but too good to pass.

I realise now that none of these 10 classes are GLOG wizards (the Hedge Knight perhaps?). Maybe because GLOG wizards are so inherently fun, I’m even more impressed by classes that achieve to match that without using spells these days. Perhaps also because my Tome Wizard is technically already a love letter to my 100 (!) favourite GLOG wizards. Anyway, I hope this is useful for others too!

Written on December 5, 2022